Dr Smith and Dr Jones

By Melvin

Best friends - Dr Smith and Dr Jones graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

 

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist;

A psychiatrist is a physician who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders

A proctologist is a doctor who specializes in problems of the colon, rectum, and anus.

They put up a sign reading:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
"Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

 

So, the docs changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign:

 

"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again..

 

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts" - no way. "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.

 

"Loons and Moons" - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

 

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".

Everyone loved it !!!