Monday, 12 September 2011

London Olympics

By Melvin and Frank

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.


The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.

"McTavish, Scotland ," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.


"Waddington-Smythe, England ," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
 "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing."  

Haha, Actually there is another guy............  

He walks past the usher, carrying a sports bicycle on his strong shoulder  saying, " Seah Kok Beng Melvin, Singapore. (Re) cycling.

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