THE PERFECT HUSBAND

By Raymond Loh

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Amazing Facts

By Sam Teo

Amazing Fact No.1 - For all of us, the last time we were together - Benjamin Sheares was the President (2nd one).

Amazing Fact No. 2 - For the 20 of us reunited and those absent last night - Tony Tan just warmed up his seat for 1 day (7th President).

Amazing Fact No. 3 - 4 presidents died along the way while some of us were figuring out how to meet each other for the past 33 years. One made cool millions & just retired (not by choice) - still recovering from shaking hands and carryiing babies syndrome (can't blame him, he was doing that for 12 years).

Amazing Fact No. 4 - Last night, we had a combined age of 1060 years, that's assuming nobody got retained in kindergarten, primary school, secondary schools, poly, etc.

Amazing Fact No. 5 -  Amazing to meet you guys after all these years.

London Olympics

By Melvin and Frank

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.

"McTavish, Scotland ," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.

"Waddington-Smythe, England ," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.  "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing."  

Haha, Actually there is another guy............  

He walks past the usher, carrying a sports bicycle on his strong shoulder  saying, " Seah Kok Beng Melvin, Singapore. (Re) cycling.

GRANDPARENT'S Phone ANSWERING MACHINE

Contributed by Melvin

祖父母的答錄機  -  好棒的涵義 :----------

Good morning .... At present we are not home, but leave your message after the beep. 早安，我們現在不在家，請於嗶聲後留話。
beeeeeppp ...嗶嗶嗶
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
如果你是我們的孩子，請按1然後照大小排序按1-5，讓我們知道你是老幾來過電話。
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 如果你是要我們幫忙帶小孩，請按2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3 如果你想借車子，請按3
If you want us to wash or repair your clothes and ironing, press 4 如果你要我們替你洗燙衣服，請按4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 如果你要把孫子/女放這裡今晚讓我們帶，請按5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 如果你要我們去接孩子下課，請按6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday and to have it delivered to your home, press 7 如果你要我們為禮拜天準備餐點或送到你家，請按7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8 如果你想在這裡吃飯，請按8
If you need money, dial 9 如果你想借錢，請按9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or taking us to the theatre, start talking ... we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!" 如果你想請我們去吃飯或請我們去看電影遊玩之類的，請你現在就開始說話, 我們有在聽！！！

Reunion Dinner on 2 Sep 2011

Wow !! finally we managed to gather a group of 20, really great effort and kudos to all, and Melvin (president to be ) Some have not met for 33 long years . Mel issued a word of warning. The image of yr classmate in yr mind may no longer hold true. Allow for a few sizes +/-.

Seated: Richard Chang, Sam Teo, Molly Chua, Violet Lee, Diana Han, Swan Fang, Frank Goh
Behind: Daniel Tan, Jon Sze, Cher Chin, Yew Seng, Nick, Raja, Soo Chin, Melvin, , Raymond Loh, Bok Eng, Daniel Cheong,Eugene Ong, Bee Buan (waiting for cut & paste)

Time Flies...... almost 3 years later

A larger group of us received an e-mail from Melvin. More and more got wind of the planned dinner.......

Hi B Class of 75/76~77/78,

How about having a dinner for our ex poly class on 2nd Sept Friday at
Ah Yat’s Seafood ( Bukit Timah old Race course ).
Pls reply at the earliest so that I can book room big enough for the
numbers.

You can help to circulate this email to those that you are in
contact.

Budget about S$60 +/- per person

So far these can make it
Daniel
Nick
Eugene
Kim Soon
Melvin

Melvin

Planning for the next meeting

After the wonderful dinner, someone was already planning for the next one..........and someone was worried that we may only meet in 2018.

Kim Soon ,

You are well come. For charitable cause it is worth every cent.

If we were to have a regular meeting the next gathering will only be due 2018.

By then, for some, don't forget to bring along pacemaker, walking stick, hearing aid and false teeth.

Location should preferably around Outram road...........in case of emergency.

No young girls and stud serving pls.... ........ weak heart and popping eye in loose eye socket...may drop.

Melvin